Anil: Hey, Liberal.
Alvy: Oh, hey Anil.
Anil: So are you a 99-percenter?
Alvy: Well, I don't think I'm in the 1 percent.
Anil: Yeah but you're not going down to Grant Park to play in a drum circle, are you? You're one of the good ones.
Anil: Hey, I bet Travis Bickle's going, heh, or Local. Hey Local! Why aren't you rolling up your patchouli sweat blanket and heading to Jackson and LaSalle?
Local: Anil, I haven't seen you wearing your tricorner hat lately. What happened - did an actually-rich person steal it from you?
Anil: Local, your people would be in the Tea Party if they weren't too busy doing drugs and having sleeping-bag orgies to think about the issues! They don't even realize the reason they're out of a job is because of Obamacare!
Local: Oh sure. That and all the drugs, right? Dude, you listen to too much knee-jerk radio.
Cheryl: Hi Alvy. Sheesh, what are they arguing about?
Alvy: Oh, they're just discussing something they heard about the outside world.
Cheryl: The outside...? Ha, Alvy you're funny. Oh well. Mondays, huh?
Alvy: Yes. Mondays.