Robert: Hipsters listen to Justin Bieber, ironically.
Doug: Hipsters are into zombies, narwhals and moustaches.
Bern: No, man, that's just what's popular in indie culture right now. Hipster are trust fund kids who spend all their money trying to be on the cutting edge of fashion. Like dirty white v-necks, big glasses, and pants that would inconvenience a 10-year-old.